what's in da bag

I have no idea what's in my bag. This is the bag I carry for work, so who knows. All of us 'bout to be surprised. Let's go...

-work health insurance info
-book: Dying, Death, and Bereavement
-various pieces of paper, mostly junk mail
-portfolio containing various and sundry work related papers
-datebook
-journal
-wallet
-blank card (means somebody will be getting a love letter soon)
-checkbook
-book: Man's Search For Meaning
-address book
-name badge
-hand sanitizer
-jump drive
-baggie containing; white out, 2 pieces of saltwater taffy, 2 pieces of cinnamon candy, 2 pieces of peppermint, post-its, lotion, Emergen-C packet, and a maxi-pad
-'donate life' name badge pull tie
-pager
-multi-colored pouch thingy containing tampons
-mango tea bag
-2 Moroccan change wallets
-4 ink pens
-pink highlighter
-black sharpie
-work keys
-necklace with a pendant that says: "Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified, do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go." Joshua 1:9b (I carry this in my pocket during my work day.)

I....ummm....yea! The contents of my bag

Make. No. Sense.