saturday morning

Me (trying to wake up): Mmmmm, baby.

nothing

Me: Baby?

nothing

Me: Baby, I know you are not still...

*turning to find her side of the bed empty*

I lie there for a while thinking she's probably just in the bathroom. After about 10 minutes, I get up. Bathroom empty. Hmmm, interesting. I brush my teeth and wash my face. I go downstairs. I'm met at the foot of the stairs by her dog, Zeus. "He's been sitting there waiting on you." I reach down and pick him up. Nothing like doggie kisses first thing in the morning. "Good morning, honey." I give her a peck. "What the hell was that?" I put down Zeus and pull her into me. I kiss her till I hear her moan.

Me: Did you sleep well?

Shortcake: Like a rock

Me: I bet

Shortcake: Whatever.

Then, I notice something most unusual. Her ass is cooking breakfast!

Me: Since when do you cook breakfast?

nothing

Me: I guess multiple orgasms bring out the Betty Crocker in you.

Shortcake: You think you did something, don't you? Bring your young ass here.

The next thing I know she is kissing me like her life depended on it. She's tugging at my shirt. I know what that means, but I pretend not to notice. "Take it off." As I take off my shirt, she is taking off my shorts. Damn, I went from clothed to naked in .02 seconds. She teases my nipples with her fingers. She takes my breast into her mouth. She pushes me onto the sofa. She falls on top of me. She runs her tongue over my stomach. I'm shaking already. "Why you shaking?"

She didn't wait for an answer. I feel her tongue on my clit. "Baby, why are you so wet"? Omg, she is talking smack. Her tongue dances on my sweet spot. Shit. She pins me to the sofa and has her way with me. I can't move. My body begins to convulse. Shit. I can't take it. Shit. She slips her finger inside my warm spot and I cum on her hand.

She leaves me lying there and goes back into the kitchen. "We have to take Zeus to the vet, so you need to come eat and then shower." I can't move. I can't fuckin move. I'm lying there. My body is shaking. And I can't fucking move. All I can do is lie there and listen to her ass laugh. But I don't trip, cause pay back is a mother....