i love my girls...

So, I had been asking my girls, known as da divas, to call me so we could talk. Never happened. During one conversation with Shortcake, I say "I think I'm going to tell my girls." She was like are you sure. I said yes. So, I was tryna get the heffas to call me so we can do a conference call but it just wasn't happening.

Then...

I changed my facebook status from 'single' to 'in a relationship'. I mean, they knew I was seeing somebody but that was the extent of it. Finally, one of da divas was like I need details. I told her we needed a conference call. She was like aight, fine.

Sunday afternoon, I get a call. I look at the caller ID and smile. My girls! We started off with typical chit-chat. You know the how-is-everybody, i-miss-you-guys talk. Dorothy (not her real name, I'm using our Golden Girls personalities) was like 'okay, everybody shut up. I wanna hear about this relationship'.

Deep breath.

I said you know how you guys call me Miranda (from Sex and The City). Well, you know in real life Miranda is.... *Silence* Then, I say okay guys he isn't he. He is a she. Dorothy says oh, yea Miranda is gay in real life. Oh, ok. Blanche says OMG, your status updates make so much sense now. Rose says I don't get it. Dorothy says Rose you know in real life Miranda likes girls. Rose says yea and... Blanche says Dorothy wait on it...wait on it...wait on it...

Rose finally says ohhhhhh, you like girls. Ohhhhh, okay. I was so confused. *Silence* Dorothy says so are you going to tell us about her or do we have to guess? So, I tell them about Shortcake and how we met and all that jazz. They were impressed. Shortcake has da diva seal of approval, which means alot to me.

We ended up talking for five hours. Talk about chaos, four chicks, on the phone, who haven't all been together in years. Good times. We are all caught up on each others lives. Our conversation just naturally flowed like it always did. I really thought Rose would freak out, but she didn't. It was like I said I gotta go to the store.

As soon as I get off the phone with them (Blanche is addicted to Desperate Housewives), I text Shortcake. She calls me and wants to know how the conversation went. So, I tell her. We have a good conversation (Shortcake and I). I expressed my surprise that da divas were not at least surprised at my revelation. Shortcake says "Baby, I keep telling you that alot of people either already know or already suspect that you are gay."

Hmmm, she might be right. If she is, somebody should have told me. Anywho, so my girls know now and it

Makes. No. Sense.