Ummm, what the hell is going on with Mr. Vice President's car detail? I mean, come on. One accident. Aight, it's an accident. Two accidents. Well, suspicious, but aight. Three accidents, time for a new motorcade. And to top it off, three accidents in one week. Fa real?
So, the latest one (which was yesterday) involved NYPD. Apparently, three advance cruisers hit a cab. So, NYPD can't drive in New York traffic? The jury is still out on whether or not Mr. Biden was in the motorcade at the time of the accident. Regardless, Mr. Vice President, I think you need to start driving yourself. Or call Morgan Freeman, I mean, you are no Ms. Daisy but he might still do it.
On Monday, a Sheriff's deputy was hit in New Mexico. Apparently, a woman drove around two cop cars blocking an intersection and hit the car. No word on whether or not Mr. Biden was around for this crash either. As far as I know, no arrests have been made or charges filed in this incident. Ummm, what? So, I woman goes around two cop cars, hits a car in the Vice Presidential motorcade, injuries a Sheriff deputy, and no charges have been filed. Fa real?
On November 11, somebody was struck and killed by two Secret Service agents in Maryland. Apparently, Mr. Biden was not in the car for this incident. But, I gotta question. Where the hell were they going at 3:00am (or 2:20am depending on who you ask)? Unless, Mr. Biden asked you to make a Waffle House run, you need to be somewhere protecting something. Not out killing folks all willy-nilly. Yea, okay, they were returning the cars to a storage facility, but still. Somebody is gone cause you weren't paying attention. Aren't these people trained to make split second decisions to ensure the safety of our nation's leaders, but they can't navigate an empty street in the wee hours of the morning in order that they might not hit a person crossing the street?
To throw salt in the wound, Mr. Biden's wife and daughter were killed in 1972 in a car accident. That can't be good on the nerves. So, I love the Final Destination movies, and a chick like me would be wondering if death was making a run at me. Where's a young, white kid with a wild look in his eyes when you need one?
Okay, so this was only a little tongue in cheek. I am concerned about our Vice Prez. Wait, who's next in line? Hil? Yea, I could live with that. I think what bothers me the most about these incidents is how little we have heard about them. I mean, we know about every pick up game of basketball the Prez plays, but we don't know about the Vice Prez's motorcade have three accidents in the span of a few days.
I happen to know someone who drives for the Presidential motorcade and I know that these folks are well trained. I also know that stuff happens. I'm sure these are just a series of unfortunate events. But, can I at least be informed? I know all about Sarah Palin's book tour and why she is starting it in Grand Rapids but no info on Mr. Vice President. Fa real?
Anywho, Mr. Biden, I hope you are safe. Watch for cars going around barricades and people crossing the street. We don't want anybody else getting hurt. I'm sure the conservatives would find a way to blame this on abortion, immigration, and Mr. Prez being a Muslim. Hey, it ain't gotta be right. It just has to
Make. No. Sense.
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