fa real, dude, fa real?

Okay, so I'm sure you all read my post entitled 'a day late and a dollar short' right? Well, it's funny that something I posted on happened to me. So let me tell you what had happened...

I have a friend that has been a friend for damn near 10 years. We tried to date back in the day but it didn't work out. We are just better as friends. Oh, by the way, he's a dude. We'll call him Devin. So Devin called me because I missed his call on Christmas. So, we are talking about nothing really and he asks who my relationship is going. I tell him it's going great. He, then, asks what is it about this dude that I like so much. I know he is really asking what does this dude have that I don't, but whatever. So, I give him the run down of what I love about this person. He, then, says if I turn on my charm you will find yourself breaking up with him to be with me.

Ummm, no. I tell him that this is not possible. He's like yea, okay. I then tell him it has nothing to do with him and everything to do with me. He asks if that is the adult version if 'it's not you it's me'. I'm like no. So, I finally tell him 'Devin, I'm gay.'

Devin: What?

Me: I'm gay.

Devin: Huh?

Me: I'm gay. I like girls. I'm a lesbian.

Devin: How long have you known this? But you dated guys.

So, we had to have that conversation. It wasn't a bad conversation. It was very uncomfortable for him. I could tell. There was a lot of silence. He tell says something that I was not expecting. He said 'I wish you had said something sooner. It hurts me that you have been dealing with this alone.' Wow. I'm reminded why he's been such a good friend. We hang up and I'm feeling good about telling him. Then...

he calls back about two hours later.

Devin: I have questions but I'm not going to ask because it doesn't matter at this point.

Me: Aight, whatever.

Devin: You know if I turn on my arrogance and debonair, I'll have you back on my team.

Me: What? I don't think so.

Devin: I've done it before. I have lots of tricks up my sleeve.

Me: I'm sure that chick didn't know you for 10 years. I've seen your game and I know your tricks.

Devin: Yea, but I got new ones. I'll have you back with dudes in three weeks.

Me: Glad you believe in the power of the penis that much. I'm in love and I ain't going nowhere.

Fa real, dude, fa real? I mean did you really say that and mean it? Now, I know that he would never try that mess with me for real cause he's my friend and has always respected me and the decisions I make, but damn. Do you really think like that? He seemed to be really proud that he had 'turned a chick out' and brought her to his team. Wow, dude. Last time I checked it was almost 2010 not 1910. You need to catch up. The stuff people say (clearly without thinking)

Makes. No. Sense.